Fandom: White Collar
Characters/Pairings: Mozzie, Neal Caffrey, James Bennett, Dennis Flynn, Peter/Neal Implied
Spoilers: Caps from 4.10 – Vested Interest
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: It’s Giant Floating Stone Penises, For Crying Out Loud
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Set After The Bennett Family Legacy Goes on Walkabout, Mozzie and Neal discover that James has been kidnapped and they try to rescue him.
Author’s Notes: (1) - I know that the timeline is out of sync with the canon images, but it’s GIANT FLOATING STONE PENISES, what do you expect? (2) - As always, many, many thanks the wonderful buefo, lauracollared, and rabidchild for the original crack-filled inspiration. And of course, even more thanks to the generous kanarek13 for the exquisite screen caps.
( The Bennett Family Legacy To the Rescue )